Thursday, December 8, 2011

The Blind Man In A Bar
 
A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.  After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bar tender, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
 
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
 
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
 
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
 
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
 
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
 
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
 
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
 
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it  five times."