Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Hindu Women

FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP.

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have
naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian
embassy
in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her
wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a
convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in
theUnited States .
If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us
with technical advice.

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