Tuesday, November 22, 2011


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Subject: Fw: MAY DAY.....MAY DAY!!!



This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies.
She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day!
Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower.  I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5' 4" and I'm in the front seat."

"O.K." says the voice from the tower.
"Repeat after me: Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . . .."
Thanksgiving Greetings and Pumpkin Pie
Click on Pumpkin Pie at the end after reading.
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TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
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THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
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I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.




MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!

HAPPY
THANKSGIVING TO ALL PUMPKIN PIE Click Here

Monday, November 21, 2011

Make sure you play this on ‘full screen.!!!

                     


                         For those who dont know, Torrey Pines is a state park and
                    launch site for paragliders just north of San Diego , California .
                    Occasionally these paragliders bring along some special friends.
                   
                                  
                           
    http://www.parahawkusa.com/Home.html

Sunday, November 20, 2011

FOX Breaking News


To save the economy, on November 22nd, 2011, the government will start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

Old people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.

I started crying when I thought of you.

RUN, YOU OLD BUZZARD, RUN!
Well.....  Someone sent it to me and I'm not going alone!

Cow... bad but good?

 
 Old Cow
So this limo is heading down the road when suddenly....a cow jumps out into the road, the limo hits it full on, and the car comes to a stop.
Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check--you were driving."

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old..

"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says Nancy .

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.

"My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy .

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Single-Malt Scotch, the wife gave me a
great meal and the daughter made fantastic love to me."

"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy ..

"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."
 
Polar Bear: I come in peace...
Norbert Rosing's striking images of a wild polar bear coming upon
tethered sled dogs in the
wilds of Canada 's Hudson Bay .  

The photographer was sure that he was going to see the end of his dogs when the polar bear wandered in. 
It's hard to believe that this polar bear only needed to hug someone!
The Polar Bear returned every night that week to play with the dogs.

Gas and food Money for Bingo Paul

In the last HOA Meeting on 11/13/11,Bingo Paul ask to have a Bank Debit Card for "Expenses"

Jake Eaton and the CDD Bingo crew

JAKE THE SNAKE EATON IS NOW IN TOTAL CONTROL OF THE CDD.  HE IS NEVER THERE, AWAYS USERS THE PHONE, AND THEN HE FELLS SOUND ASLEEP.  NOW WE HAVE THE BOOKKEEPER OF BINGO, CAROL PONTIOUS WHO IS THE BOOKKEEPER AND DOESN'T KEEP RECORDS, BUYS HUNDREDS OF BINGO SHIRTS, FILLS HER CAR WITH GAS FROM ALL BINGO MONEY, TAKES ALL HER FRIENDS BY BUS TO DINNER.  AND NOW WE HAVE THE EX MAYOR WIFE WHO LOVES TO CALL THE COPS ON CARD PLAYERS, CALLS THE COPS ON THIS WEB PAGE, THEN YOU HAVE MARGO STEVENS WHO HAS THE FIRESIDE CHAT AND TELLS ALL THE RESIDENTS A BUNCH OF CRAP.  WHAT A BUNCH OF DUMB CDD  MEMBERS AND YOU PEOPLE ELECTED THEM.  I GIVE UP.  YOU ELECTED THEM NOW YOU MUST PAY DEARLY, ROADS WILL COST OVER $500,000.00 YEARLY.  DIG DEEP IN YOUR POCKETS RESIDENTS AND PAY FOR THE PUBLIC ROADS.

Profiling and why we NEED it.

A lot of Americans have become so insulated
from reality that they imagine that
America can suffer defeat without 
any inconvenience to themselves..
 
Pause a moment, reflect 
back.
 
These events are actual events from 
history.. 
 
They really happened!!! 
 
Do 
you remember?
 
1. In1968, Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed 
by a Muslim male extremist.
 
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics,
athletes were kidnapped and massacred
by Muslim male extremists.
 
3. In 1979, the US embassy 
in Iran was taken over
by Muslim male extremists.
 
4. During the 1980's a number of Americans 
were kidnapped in Lebanon
by Muslim male extremists.
 
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks
in Beirut was blown up
by Muslim male extremists.
 
6. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked
and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered
and thrown overboard in his wheelchair
by Muslim male extremists.
 
7. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens ,
and a US Navy diver trying to rescue
passengers was murdered
by Muslim male extremists.
 
8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed
by Muslim male extremists.
 
9. In 1993, the World Trade Center
was bombed the first time
by Muslim male extremists.
 
10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and 
Tanzania were bombed by Muslim male extremists.
 
11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked;
two were used as missiles to take down
the World Trade Centers and of the 
remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon
and the other was diverted and crashed
by the passengers. Thousands of people 
were killed by Muslim male extremists.
 
12. In 2002, the United States
fought a war in Afghanistan
against Muslim male extremists.
 
13. In 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl
was kidnapped and murdered by---
you guessed it---Muslim male extremists.
 
No, I really don't 
see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure 
we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent 
on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be 
allowed to profile certain people...
Absolutely No Profiling!
 
They must conduct random searches of 
80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper 
identification, secret agents who are members of the President's 
security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and 
Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but 
leave Muslim Males alone lest they be guilty of 
profiling.
 
 
 
Have the American People 
completely lost their Minds,
or just their Power of Reason??? 
 
 
 
Let's send this to as many people as we 
can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other stupid attorneys along 
with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel 
ashamed of themselves -- if they have any such sense.
 
As the writer of the award
winning story 'Forrest Gump'
so aptly put it,
'Stupid Is As Stupid Does'
 
Each 
opportunity that you have to send it
to a friend or media 
outlet...do it!
or again 
. . just delete if you disagree.. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Great Senior Plan


> So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no
> nursing home available for you, what do you do? Our plan gives everyone
> 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four
> Congressmen.
>
> Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
>
> Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That���s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They���re all covered. And, as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you...as often as they do now.
>
> And who will be paying for all of this? It���s the same government that just told you that they cannot afford to put you into a home.
>
> Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.
>
> Is this a great country or what?