A minister decided that a visual
demonstration would add emphasis
To his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into
Four separate jars..
The first worm was put into a container
Of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container
Of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of
Chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of
Good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the
Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol -Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead
The Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation
What did you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back,
Quickly raised her hand and said,
'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the service
Sunday, February 21, 2010
President Obama said this and it is true
REMEMBER THIS STATEMENT... "Nobody made these guys go to war. They had to have known and accepted the risks. Now they whine about bearing the costs of their choice?"
Arline Wilson does not believe the President said this. Yes Arline, he said this. Please read the full text and and see www.snopes.com and also www.ask.com, for the full story. The president is a nut to say any thing like this.
Arline Wilson does not believe the President said this. Yes Arline, he said this. Please read the full text and and see www.snopes.com and also www.ask.com, for the full story. The president is a nut to say any thing like this.
The Brothel
The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
'May I help you, sir?' she asked.
'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.
'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five one-thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?' she asked.
The man replied, ' Ontario '.
'Really?', she said. 'I have family in Ontario .'
'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
JUST A QUICK QUESTION, IS OUR PRESIDENT A LAWYER AND HIS WIFE AND ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE IN CONGRESS????
'May I help you, sir?' she asked.
'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.
'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five one-thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie questioned the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?' she asked.
The man replied, ' Ontario '.
'Really?', she said. 'I have family in Ontario .'
'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
JUST A QUICK QUESTION, IS OUR PRESIDENT A LAWYER AND HIS WIFE AND ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE IN CONGRESS????
Australian Prime Minister Speaks out
He's done it again. He sure isn't backing down on his hard line stance and one has to appreciate his belief in the rights of his native countrymen.
A breath of fresh air to see someone lead. I wish some leaders would step up in Canada & USA
This man should be appointed King of the World.. Truer words have never been spoken.
It took a lot of courage for this man to speak what he had to say for the world to hear. The retribution could be phenomenal, but at least he was willing to take a stand on his and Austrilia's beliefs.
Whole world Needs A Leader Like This!
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd - Australia
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..
Separately, Rudd angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:
'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT.. Take It Or Leave It.
I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. '
'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'
'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'
'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'
'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'
'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'
'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'
Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves in Canada & USA , WE will find the courage to start speaking and voicing the same truths. Don't forget to say "Merry Christmas"
A breath of fresh air to see someone lead. I wish some leaders would step up in Canada & USA
This man should be appointed King of the World.. Truer words have never been spoken.
It took a lot of courage for this man to speak what he had to say for the world to hear. The retribution could be phenomenal, but at least he was willing to take a stand on his and Austrilia's beliefs.
Whole world Needs A Leader Like This!
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd - Australia
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..
Separately, Rudd angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:
'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT.. Take It Or Leave It.
I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. '
'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'
'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'
'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'
'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'
'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'
'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'
Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves in Canada & USA , WE will find the courage to start speaking and voicing the same truths. Don't forget to say "Merry Christmas"
USA ????????
YOU SHALL KNOW THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE
By: no name (hidden for his safety)
During my twelve years service as a Judge, I always insisted on the truth and placed justice above law and order!
More evidence of our Slavery is as follows:
The SIXTEENTH AMENDMENT to the Constitution, regardless of the dispute of how it was adopted; permits the Federal Government to assess and collect a direct tax against "We the People." Most Americans do not know that the Federal Government is and always has been financially self sufficient, the result of tariff's imposed upon imports, exports and commerce. Not one penny of the Direct Federal Income Tax, paid through the IRS, is ever for or deposited into the United States Treasury. Those Taxes are deposited into the Federal Reserve Bank for the Masters use. So how is this direct tax good for us? You may be wondering about now, how the United States government can collect taxes from, "We the People," when we are Slaves, own nothing and are not a party to the Constitution? Despite its legality, it is done under a process known as "debt collection" through private contractors [the IRS] and through a private contract, the United States Constitution. The IRS belongs to the International Monetary Fund, who also owns the Federal Reserve Bank. The IMF holds the controlling interest in all the banks in America ! The IMF is the Rockefeller and Rothschild Empires, along with the eleven wealthiest families in the World. When you see or hear of a Bank closing - it is a diversion and is intended to injure and panic the public! The condition of the economy in the World today is being manipulated by these people! Their schedule for the adoption of the New World Order is close at hand and these public Agents need to scare us into believing that this new form of government is our salvation! Factually, it will only be good for them and it will be our ruin!
Article 12 of the Articles of Confederation promises the full faith and credit of the American people to repay all loans made by the United States government. The money borrowed by the United States to finance the Revolutionary War came from France . Who owned France ? (King George!) Who was the opposition in the Revolutionary War? ( England .) Our Founding Fathers promised our labor, equity, full faith and credit, to repay those debts that will, in theory, never come to an end! So how is that good for us?
The Bill of Rights was not for your protection. They're laws that represent one mans ability, with the assistance of the State, to control another mans actions, and since they're included under the U. S. Constitution, they're not for you! So how is that good for us.
The Thirteenth Amendment barred lawyers from ever holding a seat in public office. The Amendment was ratified however, during the second secret writing of the Constitution, this Amendment was dropped and replaced by the 14th Amendment and the14th Amendment was replaced by the 15th Amendment and so on. The replacement wasn't done by a Constitutional Convention, it was simply omitted! The original Constitution is the Law of the Land and was designed to regulate our government!
The 13th Amendment still is positive law but now about 98% of our public officials are lawyers; so if we filed motions to remove them from office, who would sign them? Wasn't that convenient for them?
On August 4, 1790; Article ONE of the U. S. Statutes at Large, pages 138 - 178, abolished the States of the Republic and created Federal Districts ! In the same year the former States of the Republic reorganized as Corporations and their legislatures wrote new State Constitutions, absent defined boundaries, which they presented to the people of each State for a vote! Why this time? Because the new State Constitutions fraudulently made the people "Citizens" of the new Corporate States.A Citizen is also defined by law as a "corporate fiction." The people were bound to the Corporate State and the States were bound to the Corporate United States and fraudulently obligated all of us to pay the debts of the Federal Government owed to the King! This was necessary because the United States was officially bankrupt on January 1, 1788 and the politician's (our Founding Fathers) who benefitted the most by these Revolutionary loans, required a guarantee to present to the King! Absent that guarantee, they were personally obligated to repay the debts!
The state constitutions were rewritten again during the Clinton Administration, except now they are called the Constitutions of Interdependence! These Constitutions read just like the Declaration of Independence, except that "We the People" have been eliminated. This is the Magna Carta of the public officials, to protect them under The New World Order Communist Government! The public was never informed of this, like everything else and the media never reported any of the Fraud being perpetrated against America by their public officials! I could go on and on, discussing Articles and Amendments of the Constitution but suffice it to say that the `benefits' the government dangled in front of our "naive noses," has been used as an inducement for us to volunteer; and that all of these `benefits' are received by us at a terrible cost! When we apply for government benefits, the foreign government in charge; converts our living sovereign person into a corporation and then records ourperson as, "government asset property"! The States use to provide protection, stability and security for the people but over time the focus of their attention has changed to the control of our minds, bodies, spirit and assets. To take a loyalty oath to support, defend and obey the Constitution; now is to swear an oath to your Masters to be ever loyal to them!
Folks the same hold truth for Canada and any country operating the same debt enslavement program! We should only use the bank of Canada for revenue to operate this countries infrastructure not incue debt to foreigners to ruin this country.
By: no name (hidden for his safety)
During my twelve years service as a Judge, I always insisted on the truth and placed justice above law and order!
More evidence of our Slavery is as follows:
The SIXTEENTH AMENDMENT to the Constitution, regardless of the dispute of how it was adopted; permits the Federal Government to assess and collect a direct tax against "We the People." Most Americans do not know that the Federal Government is and always has been financially self sufficient, the result of tariff's imposed upon imports, exports and commerce. Not one penny of the Direct Federal Income Tax, paid through the IRS, is ever for or deposited into the United States Treasury. Those Taxes are deposited into the Federal Reserve Bank for the Masters use. So how is this direct tax good for us? You may be wondering about now, how the United States government can collect taxes from, "We the People," when we are Slaves, own nothing and are not a party to the Constitution? Despite its legality, it is done under a process known as "debt collection" through private contractors [the IRS] and through a private contract, the United States Constitution. The IRS belongs to the International Monetary Fund, who also owns the Federal Reserve Bank. The IMF holds the controlling interest in all the banks in America ! The IMF is the Rockefeller and Rothschild Empires, along with the eleven wealthiest families in the World. When you see or hear of a Bank closing - it is a diversion and is intended to injure and panic the public! The condition of the economy in the World today is being manipulated by these people! Their schedule for the adoption of the New World Order is close at hand and these public Agents need to scare us into believing that this new form of government is our salvation! Factually, it will only be good for them and it will be our ruin!
Article 12 of the Articles of Confederation promises the full faith and credit of the American people to repay all loans made by the United States government. The money borrowed by the United States to finance the Revolutionary War came from France . Who owned France ? (King George!) Who was the opposition in the Revolutionary War? ( England .) Our Founding Fathers promised our labor, equity, full faith and credit, to repay those debts that will, in theory, never come to an end! So how is that good for us?
The Bill of Rights was not for your protection. They're laws that represent one mans ability, with the assistance of the State, to control another mans actions, and since they're included under the U. S. Constitution, they're not for you! So how is that good for us.
The Thirteenth Amendment barred lawyers from ever holding a seat in public office. The Amendment was ratified however, during the second secret writing of the Constitution, this Amendment was dropped and replaced by the 14th Amendment and the14th Amendment was replaced by the 15th Amendment and so on. The replacement wasn't done by a Constitutional Convention, it was simply omitted! The original Constitution is the Law of the Land and was designed to regulate our government!
The 13th Amendment still is positive law but now about 98% of our public officials are lawyers; so if we filed motions to remove them from office, who would sign them? Wasn't that convenient for them?
On August 4, 1790; Article ONE of the U. S. Statutes at Large, pages 138 - 178, abolished the States of the Republic and created Federal Districts ! In the same year the former States of the Republic reorganized as Corporations and their legislatures wrote new State Constitutions, absent defined boundaries, which they presented to the people of each State for a vote! Why this time? Because the new State Constitutions fraudulently made the people "Citizens" of the new Corporate States.A Citizen is also defined by law as a "corporate fiction." The people were bound to the Corporate State and the States were bound to the Corporate United States and fraudulently obligated all of us to pay the debts of the Federal Government owed to the King! This was necessary because the United States was officially bankrupt on January 1, 1788 and the politician's (our Founding Fathers) who benefitted the most by these Revolutionary loans, required a guarantee to present to the King! Absent that guarantee, they were personally obligated to repay the debts!
The state constitutions were rewritten again during the Clinton Administration, except now they are called the Constitutions of Interdependence! These Constitutions read just like the Declaration of Independence, except that "We the People" have been eliminated. This is the Magna Carta of the public officials, to protect them under The New World Order Communist Government! The public was never informed of this, like everything else and the media never reported any of the Fraud being perpetrated against America by their public officials! I could go on and on, discussing Articles and Amendments of the Constitution but suffice it to say that the `benefits' the government dangled in front of our "naive noses," has been used as an inducement for us to volunteer; and that all of these `benefits' are received by us at a terrible cost! When we apply for government benefits, the foreign government in charge; converts our living sovereign person into a corporation and then records ourperson as, "government asset property"! The States use to provide protection, stability and security for the people but over time the focus of their attention has changed to the control of our minds, bodies, spirit and assets. To take a loyalty oath to support, defend and obey the Constitution; now is to swear an oath to your Masters to be ever loyal to them!
Folks the same hold truth for Canada and any country operating the same debt enslavement program! We should only use the bank of Canada for revenue to operate this countries infrastructure not incue debt to foreigners to ruin this country.
Yes Anna it is true Obama said it
Related searches for 1. snopes.com: Barack Obama on Veterans' Health Insurance ••• Statement reproduces President Obama's response regarding opposition to his veterans' health insurance plan? ...volunteer force," Obama complained. "Nobody made these guys go to war. They had to have known and accepted the risks. Now they whine about bearing the... Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:41:27 GMT http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/veteranshealth.asp Search Again | Hide Summaries
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Yes it is true Anna, Obama said it
1. snopes.com: Barack Obama on Veterans' Health Insurance •••
Statement reproduces President Obama's response regarding opposition to his veterans' health insurance plan?
...volunteer force," Obama complained. "Nobody made these guys go to war. They had to have known and accepted the risks. Now they whine about bearing the...
Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:41:27 GMT http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/veteranshealth.asp
Statement reproduces President Obama's response regarding opposition to his veterans' health insurance plan?
...volunteer force," Obama complained. "Nobody made these guys go to war. They had to have known and accepted the risks. Now they whine about bearing the...
Sun, 21 Feb 2010 12:41:27 GMT http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/veteranshealth.asp
Misinformed again!
Sat, February 20, 2010 6:32:03 PM
From:
Anna Wilson
To: lakeashtontalk@yahoo.com
When I was a kid, we used to say "liar, liar, pants on fire." Your pants must be getting pretty hot by now. I suppose you think if you read it, it must be true. Did you bother to check the article on snopes.com yourself? If you had you would have found that that that words were never said by President Obama. It is a false rumor, again! Once again, you are telling lies. Shame on you.
Anna
P.S. I'll wait to see if this gets posted. I'm thinking it won't be.
My reply to Anna. If I spend all my time investigating all the stories I received from my readers, This would be a 48 hours job and I received no pay for this. Do you have a story to tell Anna? I have received nothing from you, nothing. I guess you are so full of information or ____ you sound like a person that knows it all.
From:
Anna Wilson
To: lakeashtontalk@yahoo.com
When I was a kid, we used to say "liar, liar, pants on fire." Your pants must be getting pretty hot by now. I suppose you think if you read it, it must be true. Did you bother to check the article on snopes.com yourself? If you had you would have found that that that words were never said by President Obama. It is a false rumor, again! Once again, you are telling lies. Shame on you.
Anna
P.S. I'll wait to see if this gets posted. I'm thinking it won't be.
My reply to Anna. If I spend all my time investigating all the stories I received from my readers, This would be a 48 hours job and I received no pay for this. Do you have a story to tell Anna? I have received nothing from you, nothing. I guess you are so full of information or ____ you sound like a person that knows it all.
No Jobs, Loss of Unemployment Checks
BUENA PARK, Calif. — Even as the American economy shows tentative signs of a rebound, the human toll of the recession continues to mount, with millions of Americans remaining out of work, out of savings and nearing the end of their unemployment benefits.
Call them the new poor: people long accustomed to the comforts of middle-class life who are now relying on public assistance for the first time in their lives — potentially for years to come.
Yet the social safety net is already showing severe strains. Roughly 2.7 million jobless people will lose their unemployment check before the end of April unless Congress approves the Obama administration’s proposal to extend the payments, according to the Labor Department.
Call them the new poor: people long accustomed to the comforts of middle-class life who are now relying on public assistance for the first time in their lives — potentially for years to come.
Yet the social safety net is already showing severe strains. Roughly 2.7 million jobless people will lose their unemployment check before the end of April unless Congress approves the Obama administration’s proposal to extend the payments, according to the Labor Department.
CASINO NIGHT
You can't win in a Casino and if you do win you will lose it all.
Bob Howardson and the RV Group did a fantastic job with Hundreds of prizes to be given away.
Last year they gave away $18,000 in prize money to the local area schools. This year I believe they will break that record.
Some of the biggest prizes were a 3 wheel cycle for $43,000 and a 2 wheel cycle for $19,000 dollars for silent auction.
Bob Howardson and the RV Group did a fantastic job with Hundreds of prizes to be given away.
Last year they gave away $18,000 in prize money to the local area schools. This year I believe they will break that record.
Some of the biggest prizes were a 3 wheel cycle for $43,000 and a 2 wheel cycle for $19,000 dollars for silent auction.
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