I was eating lunch with my 5-year-old granddaughter and I asked
her,
"What day is tomorrow?"
She said: "It's President's Day!" She's a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for
something about Washington or Lincoln .... etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when the President steps out of
the
White House and if he sees his shadow, we have one more year
of
bullshit!"
It hurts when hot coffee squirts out your nose!
I am going to have a serious talk with her
dad.
