MAKING LAKE ASHTON A BETTER AND HONEST COMMUNITY TO LIVE AT RETIREMENT
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Monday, January 21, 2013
New Medicare Program
You're a sick senior citizen and the
government says there is no nursing home available for you. So
what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a
gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four
Of course, this means you will be sent to
prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your
head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care
you need!Need new teeth? No
problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new
hip, knees, kidney,
lungs or heart? They’re all covered.
As an added bonus,
your kids can come and visit you as often as they do
And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the
same government that just told you that you they cannot afford
to go into a
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while
you are at it.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you
don't have to pay any income taxes anymore. Is this a great
country or what?