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> >
> An apparent Drunken Cowboy lay sprawled across
> three entire seats in a posh Amarillo Theater.
>
> When the Usher came by and noticed him, he whispered to the
> Cowboy, "Sorry, Sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
>
> The Cowboy just groaned but didn't even budge.
>
> The Usher became more impatient and insistent: "Sir,
> if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the
> manager."
>
> Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The Usher marched
> briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.
>
> Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy,
>
> but without success. He just laid there in a dazed stupor.
>
> Finally they had enough and summoned the police.
>
> A Texas Ranger arrived, surveyed the situation briefly
> then asked, "Alright buddy what's your name?"
>
> "Sam," the Cowboy moaned.
>
> “ Where y’ all from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.
>
> With terrible pain in his voice, a grim expression and
> without moving a muscle, Sam said, "The Balcony."
> >
>
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