Saturday, August 13, 2011




LOOKING FOR WORK!
 
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that
we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6
weeks he is looking for work."
 
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part
of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head,
and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
 
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out
half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's
chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
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The U.S.doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you
are way behind us....in the USA , about 2 years ago, we grabbed a
person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made
him President of the United States , and now.......
the whole country is looking for work.

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