Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Should Walmart run the Government?

Wal-Mart vs..The Morons  

 1 Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour  of every day.     2. 
 This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!     3. 
 Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St.  Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year.     4. 
 Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger +  Target + Sears + Costco K-Mart combined..  
 
5.. 
 Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's  largest private employer, and most speak English.     6.
 
Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.     7. 
 Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and  Safeway combined, and keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.     8. 
 During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains  sought bankruptcy.     9. 
 Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store  in the world.     10.  Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the  USA of  which 2,906 are Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than  it had five years ago..     11.  This year 7.2 billion different purchasing  experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores.  (Earth's population is  approximately 6.5 Billion.)     12. 
 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of  a Wal-Mart.     13. 
 Wal-Mart has gross sales that total more than the  total revenue of all the countries in the world,  except 6.      
 
You may think that I am complaining, but I am 
 really laying the ground work for suggesting that  MAYBE we should hire the  guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.     This should be read and understood by all Americans  Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!   
 To the President and all 535 voting members 
 of the Legislature, both parties. 
  
 
It is now official -  you are ALL corrupt morons:     a.. 
 The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775.  You have had 234 years to get it right 
 and it is broke.     b... 
 Social Security was established in 1935. 
 You have had 74 years to get it right 
 and it is broke.     c... 
 Fannie Mae was established in 1938. 
 You have had 71 years to get it right 
 and it is broke.     d... 
 War on Poverty started in 1964. 
 You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion 
 of our money is confiscated each year 
 and transferred to "the poor" 
 and they only want more.     e.. 
 Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965.  You have had 44 years to get it right 
 and they are broke.     f.. 
 Freddie Mac was established in 1970. 
 You have had 39 years to get it right 
 and it is broke.     g.. 
 The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to  lessen our dependence on foreign oil. 
 It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a 
 budget of $24 billion a year 
 and we import more oil than ever before. 
 You had 32 years to get it right 
 and it is an abysmal failure.  
  
 
!!!You have FAILED !!!  in every "government service" you have shoved 
 down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.
  
 
AND YOU WANT AMERICANS 
 TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED 
 WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ?? 
 
 YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN THE
 AUTO INDUSTRY.... THE BANKING SYSTEM?????
  
 
 
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD 
 BUDDY BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND 
 HIRE WALMART TO RUN THE GOVERNMENT ???   
  
 
WALMART SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS...  WHY DON'T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT 
 
IT'S WAY BEYOND YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT?   
  
 
 Folks, keep this circulating. 
 It is very well stated.
 Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected'
 (they never read anything) and their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.
  
  
 
"You can't fix stupid, 
 but you can vote it out."

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