Sorry 'bout sending this: just write it off to my sick sense of humor . . this struck me as very funny first thing this morning.
Finally got a job:
First day at work, when the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed my hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, I blurted out that I had some great news for him.
"Guess what?, I sold that terrible, ugly suit you said would never sell."
"Do you mean that repulsive pink and blue double-breasted thing?" the manager asked.
"That's the one!"
That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me... why is your hand bandaged?"
"Oh, this? After I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."
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