Friday, November 28, 2008

Joe and the Turkey

A game warden name Paul was driving down the road when he came upon Joe carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked Joe, where did you get that turkey? Joe replied, "What Turkey" The game warden said, The Turkey you're carrying under your arm. Joe looks down and said, Well lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm! Paul said, now look, you know turkey season is closed, So whatever you do to him I'll do to you. If you break his leg, I'm break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. So what are you going to do to him? I guess I'll kiss his butt and let him go!

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