SIGN IN A
WHITING, INDIANA
STORE FRONT WINDOW
'WE WOULD RATHER
DO BUSINESS WITH
1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS
THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!'
This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Whiting, Indiana . You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.
And after all, it is just a sign.
You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign.
Answer:
Owens Funeral Home
Who said FUNERAL DIRECTORS have no sense of humor!
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Oh, this is good!!!!!!!!
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG )
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB..
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
(made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job
in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG )
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB..
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
(made in MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job
in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA
The 11th Husband....
The 11th Husband....
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said Husband #11, "but why?
"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M REALLY GONNA GET screwed."
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said Husband #11, "but why?
"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M REALLY GONNA GET screwed."
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Jake Eaton taken a nap @ the CDD meeting
Sat, November 21, 2009 2:20:33 PM
From:
Anonymous
During the CDD meeting held at the LA East Clubhouse on Fri 11-13th, how many heard .... JAKE EATON snoring on the phone connection since he did not attend the meeting ?? George Flint went to the trouble of connecting him by phone to participate in the meeting and ....HE FELL ASLEEP and SNORED so loud...Jan Carpenter the attorney had to mute him out...
What a farce.
A Resident in attendence....
From:
Anonymous
During the CDD meeting held at the LA East Clubhouse on Fri 11-13th, how many heard .... JAKE EATON snoring on the phone connection since he did not attend the meeting ?? George Flint went to the trouble of connecting him by phone to participate in the meeting and ....HE FELL ASLEEP and SNORED so loud...Jan Carpenter the attorney had to mute him out...
What a farce.
A Resident in attendence....
Un happy MX resident
Sat, November 21, 2009 2:29:19 PM
From:
Anonymous
AFTER BRINGING the HOA attorney to a special Monday coffee meeting on Nov 16th.... And telling all Residents....we can DUMP MX communications in a snap of the fingers....His exact words...
" YOU SUE, YOU WIN "
Now the Board instead to taking steps to rid LA of MX , is sitting on their hands.
They do not want to SPEND the money to free us of this scourge.
They must be reminded...IT is the residents money...NOT THEIRS...
If they do not move forward, The Board will face a Lawsuit itself.
UNhappy MX resident....4 years.
From:
Anonymous
AFTER BRINGING the HOA attorney to a special Monday coffee meeting on Nov 16th.... And telling all Residents....we can DUMP MX communications in a snap of the fingers....His exact words...
" YOU SUE, YOU WIN "
Now the Board instead to taking steps to rid LA of MX , is sitting on their hands.
They do not want to SPEND the money to free us of this scourge.
They must be reminded...IT is the residents money...NOT THEIRS...
If they do not move forward, The Board will face a Lawsuit itself.
UNhappy MX resident....4 years.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Bingo Paul History
Bingo Paul has been running the bingo game for over a year, and has put excess profit from Bingo back into LA, like the BOCHIE ball court, like the microphone system in the clubhouse, like helping with new curtains and other amenities. This was designed to help Lake Ashton and some charities, (what charities?). This is part of a reply I received from one of his Bingo Paul Buddies who refuses to give his name, and calls himself "Anonymous". None of his friends wants to be identified as his friend. He is also the one that told me that the Golf course has been sold and also Joe Hunter and Trica Adams are leaving, I will no longer believe what this joker has to say.
Bingo Paul has also help screened in the outdoor grill. And as you know, he told the CDD that he wants to replace the ballroom carpet. He is telling the CDD and also HOA what to do. He thinks he is still president of the HOA. He is all mouth with no teeth.
This is all illegal and is punishable up to a year in the slammer. I hope he enjoys his new home. All Bingo monies must go to charities not to a private enterprises. And you don't make that type of money on 50/50 and Snack bar. This is the law. Someone should call the state and tell them about dishonest Bingo Paul. He is absolutely breaking the law. Yes I for one would like to see him in a 5 X 7 cell. I am giving it some thought about turning him in. He went to Joe Hunter and accuse me of taken water from the small pond, that is why all the ponds and lake are so low. What a nut. What goes around comes around. Yes, he will tell on anyone, he can't be trusted.
Here are the numbers to call 866-9-no-scam, 866-966-7226 citizens services 950-414-3990 They would like to hear from you.
Bingo Paul has also help screened in the outdoor grill. And as you know, he told the CDD that he wants to replace the ballroom carpet. He is telling the CDD and also HOA what to do. He thinks he is still president of the HOA. He is all mouth with no teeth.
This is all illegal and is punishable up to a year in the slammer. I hope he enjoys his new home. All Bingo monies must go to charities not to a private enterprises. And you don't make that type of money on 50/50 and Snack bar. This is the law. Someone should call the state and tell them about dishonest Bingo Paul. He is absolutely breaking the law. Yes I for one would like to see him in a 5 X 7 cell. I am giving it some thought about turning him in. He went to Joe Hunter and accuse me of taken water from the small pond, that is why all the ponds and lake are so low. What a nut. What goes around comes around. Yes, he will tell on anyone, he can't be trusted.
Here are the numbers to call 866-9-no-scam, 866-966-7226 citizens services 950-414-3990 They would like to hear from you.
Lake Ashton Pet Carnival
Top dog and cat contest VOTE for SHIBA the top cat
A Benefit for the Polk County Humane Society
Friday, November 20, 2009
10:00 am - 2:00 pm in the ballroom
Bake and craft Sale
Raffles
Pet Adoptions
Lunch
50/50 Raffle
A Benefit for the Polk County Humane Society
Friday, November 20, 2009
10:00 am - 2:00 pm in the ballroom
Bake and craft Sale
Raffles
Pet Adoptions
Lunch
50/50 Raffle
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